Get the w/re2mug. The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).
by jordisdrummodumbo February 4, 2021
Get the Bryn Fucking Wmug. Whoa! Check out Jolene W over there with big titties and a little pussy I wanna take her home and Fuck her
by JoleneCreampie January 9, 2023
Get the Jolene Wmug. A person whom uses crappy pick up lines that have 60% chance to land, usually not to the desired effect.
Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.
Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.
by Forg Wizord May 1, 2023
Get the Duck Wmug. Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
Get the Von wmug. According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022
Get the Sleeping w/ mouth openmug. 