texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

Texas

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

Spongebob: hey Patrick what am i?
Patrick: I don't know stupid?
Spongebob: no, I'm texas.
Patrick: What's the difference?

by Allmighty lord of muffins March 12, 2020

a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.

I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.

by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009

texas chili bowl

real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency

rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)

by shitty buttshits December 25, 2006

Texas Wedding Cake

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

by mrapril2000 July 24, 2008

Texas Tugboat

A move performed during sex while Tossing Salad on your partner. The move involves the use of tongue and the back and forth motion associated with motor boating.

Yo Son, check his ass out! I would so give him a Texas Tugboat!

While he was eating my ass he gave me a Texas Tugboat! It was crazy good!.

by El Jefe82 September 30, 2008

Texas Dustbowl

the act of sexual intercourse when the male is teebagging the female while she is giving him a footjob

Damn Sarah was flexible last night, she was able to the Texas Dustbowl.

by Greas Gren. January 19, 2009