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cracker turkey 

Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).

On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”

Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
Separated-at-birth : Scooby-Doo villain spy Chief Dan Coats, a real cracker turkey.
cracker turkey by JHandy July 28, 2019
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Thanksgiving turkey 

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed
is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed

Warm-Turkey

When you stuff your s/o's ass with bread and then give them anal.
Brad: Yeah man, My wife finally let Me do warm-turkey to Her last night.
John: Woah dude, I wish My girlfriend would let Me do that to Her.
Warm-Turkey by Cuck123 December 15, 2019

holocaust turkey 

a type of turkey who hate jews

from the latin: Holocust. Turkus
hey what is that holocaust turkey doing to Obama

damn turkey 

A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.
"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."

Cold turkey fat slapper 

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

Fat turkey 

A turkey that is fat
Fat turkey by I’yauna July 16, 2020