after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
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Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
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