Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34

I'm gonna take a shower

by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023

Māori shower

A shower but instead of water you use lynx Africa and a lot of it!

The bro only had a Māori shower after rugby

by Monkeybollos May 19, 2023

Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

Shower your gf with LOVE

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can

Not loved enough? Don't worry its National Shower your gf with love day

by anonymous November 16, 2020

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Shower Usurper

A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.

"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".

by Cross Cocoa October 2, 2021

shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020