sam

fat person that loves kids

sam wants to be with kids

by hydrachopp May 9, 2019

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Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

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sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

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This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

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Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

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Sam

Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.

Guy 1: Damn, I wish I was dating Sam. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Me too..she's really smart and funny...

by The Half Blood January 7, 2022

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