Black Sausage

When Purple Aki awakes from his slumber, he decides to give kids ice and a big black large flake ;)

I'm giving you the big Black Sausage

by Liam_Hedley January 22, 2015

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead February 4, 2016

False Sausage

A fake penis or can also be a dildo

Omg Nelson has a false sausage but Shelton has a nice big juicy one

by Thebuttercup220 March 10, 2016

chuggle sausage

A dick that resembles a sausage

Chandler was embarrassed when she wouldnt sleep with his chuggle sausage

by chicken dick April 18, 2016

popped sausage

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing

Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week

by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016