Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”

REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep

by cb_14 September 6, 2021

Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Sleep on the side or wake up: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

sleep token

a British anonymous mixed genre (metal based) band with a lead singer named Vessel and 3 other band members (ii,iii,iv are there names)

"what are you listening to?" "oh, I am listening to sleep token!"

by sleeptokenfan November 12, 2023

is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019