Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Rusty Grape

Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.

The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.

by Wineallthetime January 31, 2017

Rusty Remnant

Where an old lady wipes her back with her hand when she took a shit, and then offers you a handjob!

That women from behind the liqour store offer me a Rusty Remnant

by Crewyr May 23, 2021

Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session

The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.

by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013

Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example

Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!

by Singmanne August 8, 2022

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel May 15, 2014