Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020
someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.
little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict
little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict
little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test
person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded
person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test
person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded
person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
by no snitchin February 09, 2018
by FarletFOX November 12, 2023
Fucktard 1: Hey guys I love Gacha Life and fnaf animations UwU
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry
by iijwkws9ddjsow9w February 13, 2021
A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.
If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois
She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
by unrealbeam May 21, 2021