Retard

Minato mains in any Naruto Storm game

guy: im gonna choose minato and spam my jutsus!!
opponent: god this guy is a retard

by Cordextension September 7, 2025

retard

someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.

geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.

and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded

by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025

retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

retarchance

a lucky retarded person

that retarchance is super lucky

by TronityCat September 13, 2025

retard

people who think that its okay to go in the middle of the road when they're about to left turn.

"holy fucking shit this guys a retard"
"damn hes in the middle of the road!

by mx9 September 25, 2025

Retard

When someone ask a numerous amount of dumb questions

Just shut the fuck up you Retard

by Magic_Man_Hans October 22, 2025

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025