Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

Ring 2

A JToH area, which comes after Ring 1. Has harder towers.

Person 1: So, I hear you got to Ring 2 already!
Person 2: Yup! But these towers seem pretty hard.

by blahblahblah12521 April 25, 2024

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!

by Katostrophic April 30, 2022

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.

Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.

by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019

Ringing for ransoms

Calling somebody to partake in a type of sexual intercourse, however only for one night

I’m going to be ringing for ransoms tonight

by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018