Packytender 

The man at the packy who recommends wine and then rings you up.

"That packytender just recommended me this exquisite wine, and then rang me up. He was so nice."

Packytender by Mad Hatter Inc. November 2, 2009

packmuling 

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

packmuling by 1059 May 1, 2011

Packing the Musket 

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

Packing the Musket by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

packtastinating

the act of procrastinating packing (either for a move or for a trip).

christine: when are you leaving?
alex: tonight!
christine: omg! have you packed yet?
alex: nope. totally packtastinating right now.

packtastinating by signed.sincerely.me December 18, 2011

PackPounding

To jump someone.
To fight a target as a group.

" 3 girls were packpounding this guy in a lunch cafateria.

PackPounding by UrbanCitizen May 10, 2014

package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt

When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.

package hooper by trapqueen6ix July 26, 2016

packing pole 

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

packing pole by Teek1247 June 14, 2017