road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 19, 2022

road dickin

the process where a group of males all proceed to get their dicks in their hands and masturbate whilst on a road trip.

"yo terry, you up for some road dickin?"

by jimbeanlikesitclean May 11, 2020

Simpson road

quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden

“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”

“ya because i live down it u melt”

by kohaku oukawa March 25, 2022

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake April 20, 2018

Road Crosser

An adventurous, risk-taker who marches to the beat of his own drum

Look at Ben! I want to be as cool as his Mom is, he's such a Road Crosser

by MadMaxGB May 16, 2020

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018