Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?
by Cras13 December 4, 2021
Get the Nose cockingmug. When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
Get the nose trumpetmug. Cuntnose for dyslexics
by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024
Get the Nose cuntmug. by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015
Get the Crunchy Nosemug. When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.
by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021
Get the Brown Nose Tuckermug. The Slang term (UD-Nosed) meaning Undiagnosed person with ADHD symptoms
Also, the same Slang term as (UN-DIAG)
The Opposite Slang Term (D-Nosed)
Meaning a Person who’s Diagnosed and regularly prescribed medication.
A term that originated 2020-2025
Also, the same Slang term as (UN-DIAG)
The Opposite Slang Term (D-Nosed)
Meaning a Person who’s Diagnosed and regularly prescribed medication.
A term that originated 2020-2025
Mark , you’re acting”UN-DIAG” right now.
Just calm down.
Dave has been “UD-Nosed” his whole life.
I can’t see how he’s been raw dogging it this entire time without treatment.
Just calm down.
Dave has been “UD-Nosed” his whole life.
I can’t see how he’s been raw dogging it this entire time without treatment.
by MileDriver April 18, 2025
Get the UD-Nosedmug. by Wb420 February 19, 2024
Get the Big nosemug.