Super Straight

a fake and invalid sexuality invented by tiktok user kyleroyce in which straight 14 year olds call themselves to exclude a desire to date trans women (aka open transphobia). the black and orange flag they use with “SS” on it was designed by a 4chan user to secretly make these lowlifes use a nazi symbol. stupidly enough, if these people only date biological women, that would include trans men. buffoonery all around. a true circus.

ethan: “i’m super straight.”
everyone ever: “more like super single. choke and die.”

by heyimcloud March 7, 2021

Super straight

Fake sexuality created by heterosexual people to avoid being called transphobic.

Trans Girl: hey wanna date?
Man: no I’m super straight (transphobic)

by cinamoroll March 10, 2021

straight out of compton

1. A phrase said by african-americans who are from compton, ca. 2. A phrase said by a one, Matt, who is not black but should be.

Jack: Where you from?
Matt: Straight out of compton!

by Ultimo Dragon December 17, 2003

straight-d student

A student, male or female, who have sex with their teacher to pass the class or get good grades

Student 1: why does Stacy stay after every Thursday from 2:30 to 5
Student 2: I’m pretty she’s a straight-d student if you know what I mean!

by Biboy18 July 30, 2018

set the record straight

1. To get all the facts lined up
2. To fix what has potentially been broken

girl: Did you hear the rumors about Jennifer? I think she's having an affair with Max.

Jennifer's best friend: No, but let me set the record straight. She would never break her trust with Tim.

by Curious Mew December 31, 2011

straight up fact

something that is true & in no way could be a lie

"Wriggely's belive it or not i saw what you did"-Hanney "thats a srtaight up fact yo"
Jo loves Brian <-- thats a straight up fact
"Errbody think yous a slut because you dress like a bust down"..."thats a striaght up fact chicka sorry"...."wtf ever yous juss jealous"

by josahoelamo May 20, 2008

Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

by feethands October 12, 2012