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Phone kahones

A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH

bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that

Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
by Sipahi__ September 16, 2024
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Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
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phone day

“Hey it’s phone day! Time to get on my phone
by coolkid377373 September 22, 2021
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cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.
Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.
by profBH January 23, 2011
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phoned

code word for realllyyy high
broo i’m so phoned rn”
by 413X4 June 18, 2022
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The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal
by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024
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Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.
*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass
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