national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day

the day dedicated to the best person ever

sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰

by Smelly Suzie October 13, 2022

Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.

Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.

Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.

by Dax’s November 24, 2021

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

by Croix Boi May 20, 2019

mike

hot
^^

person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked

by the person who is right, hi 🙋‍♀️ March 31, 2022

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018