Mexican Zombie

Zombie of Spanish descent; Especially agile and extra dangerous. Immune to all thought of Zombie defenses. In other words, you will die.

The boy was impaled by a ferocious Mexican Zombie.

by djfgnuier v June 1, 2009

Mexican Jiggalo

A guy who makes weird noises for no reason and claims he can take over Mexico. He disapears and reapears in creepy ways.

Justin: Where's Jonathan
Roah:Idk, he is such a mexican jiggalo!

or

Jonathan Willden

by Paige111 April 11, 2008

mexican runt

short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )

mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Mexican Spaghetti

The action of slurping up pube hair like miniature noodles. Often cum is mixed in the pubes to make an alfrado like sauce.

Dude she came over last thursday and I served her up some of my famous mexican spaghetti with my hand made alfrado sauce.

by Hugh JaBalls May 16, 2008

mexican leprechaun

A short statured law student who pretends that he is italian and tells bad jokes. He usually acts like he knows alot about sports as well, and has been known to be in France making comments such as, "man, if Phil Jackson was coaching the US mens soccer team they would dominate" and "Can you imagine if Brian Urlacher and Ray Lewis played soccer?" One of the mexican leprechaun's most famous moves is overstating his athletic ability, saying things such as: "I would be red carded in a heartbeat in soccer cause i would just slidetackle the shit out of people."

Lets go kick the shit out of that Mexican leprechaun and give him a swamp rocket!

by Dave lacerte December 24, 2008

Mexican Pizza

A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!

Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Mexican Typewriter

A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.

Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?

everyone laughs

Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.

by AVLRider October 15, 2010