Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023

Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

matthewstasia

a stinky boy who is afraid of showering. he’s a family guy who usually values the opinions of his parents/siblings, unless hygiene is involved. some may go as far as to call him a “walking shart”

“Hey Matthewstasia! How was your morning?”
“Great! I woke up, didn’t shower, and sniffed my own farts for a few hours!”

by matthewstasia July 5, 2023

Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people

Matthews dick is hard while he eats sausage roll

by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023