Maria

Maria is an awesome friend that you could never get tired of. Maria is sometimes an idiot and doesn't know basic math or grammar but that's alright. They're the type of friends you can always go tell when you have things on your chest. You can trust them with anything and they can be reliable when she wants to. Maria is a huge burst of energy and is kind most of the time. But be careful, sometimes they have things going on too. :)

Rando: Hey, is that Maria over there?
Me: ARE YOU FR? WHERE??

by quacktitysfav August 15, 2022

mariam

Very friendly, kind and laughs way to easily even when the teacher tells her o shut up and then out of more laughter she will physically abuseing you over and over again until you grab her hands and tackle her to the ground. very pretty with bountiful brown eyes

Mariam:"ahahahHHAHahAHAHhHAhAHh"

Mariam: Starts physically abusing you*
rando person next to her: AHHHHHHHHH OWWWW stop hitting me

Mariam: HAHAHAHHHAHAAHHHAHHA
Teacher: SHUT UP MARIAM
Mariam:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rando person:*grabs hands takes her to the ground "shhhhhhhh"

by Miranduran August 17, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

Maria

Maria is a human , obviously dah

And , my name IS maria indeed so I'm gonna camplimant myself, I am creative, ambitions, kind, and a goal archiver, I like art , loooooves the multiverse fanfiction.

Maria will always be a word singing in my head, a word my parents choice for me, then it really precious

by anonymous August 23, 2022

maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

by Commonroses August 27, 2022

Mariana

Uma pessoa muito tímida e reservada, porém amável e doce. A melhor amiga que você poderá ter. Completamente introvertida, mas muito engraçada quando sente liberdade para isso. Muito fofa e adorável, com uma beleza admirável, chamando a atenção de todos em sua volta. O tipo de pessoa que consegue clarear uma sala com o seu sorriso contagiante. Muito inteligente, porém não sabe disso. Tem diversos talentos secretos e consegue ser boa em absolutamente tudo que faz. Meio nerd e otaku, mas não de uma forma ruim. Sabe ser uma ótima ouvinte e é muito carinhosa com seus entes queridos.

"É impossível odiar a Mariana"

by daomnllafs August 27, 2022

Maria

A sore loser, who’s favourite filter is the white and black filter that makes Maria look like a scary movie character. Although she has a hard exterior, she can be very nice to her friends.

Person 1: why tf did Maria call you a sociopath
Ven: oh it’s just her way of showing love

by The only president August 29, 2022