3rd of March

The greatest day on the contemporary calendar. Some of the most beautiful humans in history were born on this baller ass date. Example being Camila Cabello, Lil Flip aka Fliperachi, Dmitrius Giggalacous, Jessica Biel, Jay Nibla Tha Don, & most recently Ms. Universe Harnaaz Sandhu. People born on the 3rd day of March have superior intellect, extreme sexiness, and baller ass tendencies.

Damn ma you sexy as fuck, lookin like you a 3rd of March baby.

Baby girl it’s late May abouts to be June, ima lay that pipe and get real jiggy so my baby be delivered on the 3rd of March fuckin with these mothasuckas.

by YoungLatrellda4th December 14, 2021

that week in march

The week in march when Daniel Howell forgot to renew his anti-depressants so he was basically a zombie all week.

"Ask me about that week in march in five months."

by bloodyphannah November 18, 2017

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Las Vegas death march

Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.

Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!

by RevWaldo October 20, 2010

30th march

is when the baddest aries were born!!!

like me :)

i was born on the 30th march

by chdjjsjs June 24, 2021

No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%

1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!

by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019

22 March

The most powerful, most intelligent, most lovely person in this world was born in 22 March. I’m one day older than her ksksksk whatever ill give her a lot of scrunchies and lots of hydroflasks KSKSKSKSKS (yea that was a joke)

who’s born in 22 march youre lucky ;) my friend a total hottie btw i hope youre too :ssss

by welcometotheelmstreet October 17, 2019