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Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.
No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.
by Ooooooya January 21, 2011
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Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.
Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.
by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014
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Bangin' Like A Biscuit

Used to describe something that is so awesome or just flat out bangin', that these are the only words that will compare. Most commonly used by Jesse Wellens from BfvsGf and PrankvsPrank. An expression that is worthy of recognition, saaan!
Jesse: Yo, this cookie is bangin' like a biscuit, saaan!
by Bozo29 September 12, 2014
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Thighs Like Mewtwo

A thing made by the mome boys an epic music artist. Including Crispy concords, ImSuda, tranium, WhosChaos, Puffer and hyper etc.
Me: Dang she have them thighs like mewtwo
by Dalytical February 22, 2021
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burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion
Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.
by 429qa May 23, 2008
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Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"
by odbal. May 18, 2016
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soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake
This pillow is soft like pancakes
by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014
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