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Josh

A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.
Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.
by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018
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Pulling a Josh

When a person puts a dead phone into your mouth.
Person: “I asked this guy to hold my dead phone for me and he shoved it in my mouth!”
Person 2: “He’s pulling a Josh.”
by BBBHotly24/7 March 26, 2022
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Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.
Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.
by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh: A boy who wants a girl who's relatively short, beautiful and only a little autistic.
man 1: did you hear josh is with mia
man 2: wait she's that short girl that's so bad

man 1: yeah but she's a little autistic

man 2: so?! she's so fine
by NeggingNancy November 21, 2023
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Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman
oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
by grienLOF December 12, 2023
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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.
A synonym for Chad could be Josh
by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022
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Josh

The type of guy who only gets with women if they have a shed.
Hi my names Josh I’m interested in you;) but do you have a shed because if not that’s a deal breaker for me
by Denzel toe November 22, 2021
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