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Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing mug.Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie mug.This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
Get the jordan walk mug.Angelina Jordan born 10 January 2006) is a Norwegian singer whose audition for the 2014 season of Norway's Got Talent at the age of seven, singing "Gloomy Sunday" in the style of Billie Holiday, became a viral video online and brought her worldwide press coverage.1 She went on to win the competition at the age of eight with her performance of George Gershwin's "Summertime". Since then, she has worked to raise money on behalf of environmental causes and various children's charities. She always performs barefoot, after befriending a young shoeless girl and giving her shoes to her. Jordan later wrote a book about the experience Jordan has released multiple digital singles and EPs, and one full-length album called It's Magic. She appeared on the first season of Little Big Shots in 2016, and the second season of America's Got Talent: The Champions in 2020, where her cover version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" brought her much attention.
Jordan has lived in the United States since 2018. In August 2020, it was announced that she has signed with Republic Records.2 Her first single under that label, "Million Miles", was released in November 2020.3 Occupation
Singer
Instruments
Vocalspianoguitar
Years active
2014–present
Labels
Republic Records
Jordan has lived in the United States since 2018. In August 2020, it was announced that she has signed with Republic Records.2 Her first single under that label, "Million Miles", was released in November 2020.3 Occupation
Singer
Instruments
Vocalspianoguitar
Years active
2014–present
Labels
Republic Records
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