Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023

Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".

Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

jordan gielink

Tokyo ghoul, undertale, anime feels

have you ever felt like Jordan gielink

by JinxedVoid April 22, 2016

Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum

“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”

by Absolutelegend November 22, 2021

Jordan bates

A big black curry muncher.

You look like a Jordan bates.

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024

Jordan

A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.

Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.

by fortnitekid1000 November 22, 2021

jordan hartleb

A really cool boy who people likes

You are such a jordan hartleb.

by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017