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If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
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Previously on Gubi Originals: Rundagar Jones is in trouble! The abdominadable shmitlancer is headed his way!
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2. A way to express that your penis is so long that you have to curl it up on your belt like a whip.
3. To have your sexual partner swing from your penis.
2. A way to express that your penis is so long that you have to curl it up on your belt like a whip.
3. To have your sexual partner swing from your penis.
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2. "My dick is so long I have to curl it up and hang it on my belt like Indianna Jones!"
3. "AAARRRGGHhhhhhhhh!"
2. "My dick is so long I have to curl it up and hang it on my belt like Indianna Jones!"
3. "AAARRRGGHhhhhhhhh!"
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