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Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins
Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫
by The Splitter July 13, 2025
mugGet the Jew Splittermug.

Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Tunnel Jewmug.

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences
"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"
by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024
mugGet the As a Jewmug.

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
mugGet the Playing jewmug.

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020
mugGet the Pit Jewmug.

Jews

We have a space lazer motherfuckers!!! Deal with it!!!!!!
We're Jews, we have a space lazer
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
mugGet the Jewsmug.

jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
mugGet the jewed in the backmug.

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