work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021

Poppin Works

When you know a holiday is happening and you want to pop fireworks to annoy others.

Hey, the neighbors won't stop Poppin Works. Even when it's a holiday or not they refuse the stop

by DJDopeTope December 31, 2021

let the model work

Asshole corporate language for shut the fuck up and accept "the model".

John, you can't possibly have an opinion about how things are around here, you need to let the model work.

by Lexington Steele 2014 April 17, 2014

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016

That’s not how it works

Yes it is

You can’t just put RGB in a computer and be a better gamer, that’s not how it works. Yes it is

by Sub par size July 15, 2020

My ABS Stopped Working

This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz

I was riding my BMW S1000RR in Five Dock and my ABS stopped working

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022