chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

Hat-trick

When you put a ribbed condoms on inside out. Now it's ribbed for his pleasure.

Pulled a hat-trick came quick and she never knew the better. Ribbed now for his pleasure.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021

do do hat

a do do hat is a different way of saying hijab, it is most commonly used by Australians, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS

frank: hey john, why does your wife wear that do do hat?
john: its part of her culture
frank: oh ok

by swaggerpimp February 27, 2019

pickle in a hat

A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.

"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."

"I'm sorry, bro."

by koravel October 20, 2013