I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.

dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok

by tim,, November 24, 2021

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

BLUE HAT

WEARING A BLUE HAT MEANS THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT ASS

Bro you're wearing a blue hat you know what that means right?

no?

It means you like to eat ass

by nigger kojo January 9, 2025

stripper hat

A very sexy hat on a mainly beardily large sized muscular man

Bro. Did you see tons stripper hat last night. All the chicks were digging it

by Thomas 99 December 21, 2017

bucket hat bourgade

the collective of british indie kids

have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner

liam gallaghers headlining again, expect to see the bucket hat bourgade going mental

by professional sza stan November 27, 2020

Medicine Hat Alberta

A city located in south east Alberta in Canada. Located east of Calgary and west of Regina SK. With a population of around 60,000 people, it is a little smaller compared to Airdrie and St. Albert. Winters are pretty harsh and shitty, but the summers are more dry and pleasant versus more eastern provinces such as Ontario and Quebec where it gets fucking humid as fuck. Has many sunny days and one of the warmest cities in Alberta. Prices are also more affordable versus Calgary which has recently skyrocketed thanks to the Ontario fucks raising the prices there so damn high.

Medicine Hat Alberta has a lot of nice sunny days during the summer.

by Sdsr70 August 12, 2024