A pair of men's trousers that are amazingly trendy and notably attract positive reactions from the females within visual distances. Such pants may be so "hott" that they require the use of medicated powder to reduce visable sweat areas in an around the nether regions.
by jgame March 19, 2010
Get the Fly Ass Pantsmug. 
A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
Get the Venezuelan Fly Trapmug. I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug. A girl who's sole survivol is based on exposing herself until a skeezy broke ass loser gets lured into her big nasty vag.
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