Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.

Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."

by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

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Finger Paint'n

Female masterbation or Female masterbating

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.

by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019

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Finger bomb

When you go to take a picture and your finger gets in the way of the lens

Wow, great picture of the Eiffel Tower, what is that pink smudge in the corner?
Oh, I totally finger bombed it with my pinky.
Bummer

by Ladykestrel May 2, 2014

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The act of rapidly tapping your fingers against a hard service, such as a school desk or table. Somewhat sounds like a large amount of tiny hooves pelting the ground in, as the name suggests, a stampede.

Watch out; finger stampede at John's desk!

by plain goldfish January 24, 2011

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Plastic Finger

To point your finger at someone and bare false witness against them. Plastic can be fake, not real, untrue. Humans often point a finger at someone when ratting them out and lying at the same time.

I knew that Mary was lying about Fred when she falsely accused him of the theft, she pointed her “plastic finger” at him and totally lied.

by Douglas John September 12, 2020

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Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.

Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??

by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019

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