you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit 

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit by logao November 4, 2018

fun to play with not to eat 

someone you would hook up with but you wouldn't date

"oh ya shes fun to play with not to eat"

fun to play with not to eat by sort giraffe May 23, 2019

Waiting for the rats to eat it 

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.

-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.

Waiting for the rats to eat it by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day 

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day by SirGrove October 20, 2021

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat 

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat by Blast Berry July 18, 2014

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

go eat a donut 

created by the person above...BAD comeback to your mom or your face...it's for people that are just stupid and dont know how to insult with something good like you mom.your face...or just stupid people

person 1- that's ugly
person 2- your mom's ugly
person 1- your face is ugly
person 2- your mom's face is ugly
person 1- GO EAT A DONUT
persons 2 to 6 billion-...that was the most retarding thing ever...
person 1- so...

person 1 ends up crying and running away...not person 2...

go eat a donut by jensena xD December 28, 2005