dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Rusty Dutch boy

The act of intercourse during the menstruation.

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.

by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019

Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.

'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'

by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019

Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.

“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”

by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021

Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.

I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!

by Itzmemario December 7, 2023

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019