car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Drunk

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

by SuperiorIndian69420 November 22, 2022

drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Brittany Drunk

To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.

Let's get Karen Brittany Drunk so that we don't have to deal with her attitude tonight.

by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021

local drunks

When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals

“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “

by Sweets16 November 4, 2023

drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.

My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.

by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017