garbage day 

Scene from a crappy horror movie sequel called "Sillent Night, Deadly Night II." It is unintentionally hilarious because of poor acting and poor writing.

It has become a popular Internet meme, often featured in Youtube Poop videos.

A man is taking out the trash. He picks up a can, and on the other side is the killer.
Killer: GARBAGE DAY!!
Man: Huh?
Killer: *raises gun*
Man: No!
Killer: *shoots*
Man: *is shot and flies backwards, tossing the can and garbage* *moans*
Killer: *laughes manically and twirls gun* *blows smoke off* *laughes again and walks away*

garbage day by Gold Six-Shooter April 26, 2008

national gay sex day

Held on August 19th

A day for gay sex

Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day

national gay sex day by Striaght girl July 9, 2017

National Florence Pugh Day

Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌

Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”

National Florence Pugh Day by onedirectionwhore July 3, 2021

DD-Day 

Double D Day: The day when you plan on seeing a girl's large bust.

The term DD-Day was first used on an episode of Malcom In The Middle. In this episode Malcom's older brother Reese tried to get a girl with very large breasts to take off her sweater and stop hiding her god given breast.

DD-Day by TORQUE February 16, 2005

National skip school day 

Lets prank our school/teachers by skipping school December 2nd

*Dec 2nd (National skip school day)*
Teacher: why is the class empty

National skip school day by unsub to t-series November 1, 2019

snow day 

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

snow day by Matt I January 22, 2005

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day by qqduck March 13, 2008