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classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
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classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.
Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter
by DaMantis August 8, 2012
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Clash of clans

A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name
Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
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Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
by freakfrakky22 June 19, 2011
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Claus-strophobia

The feeling of being trapped and encroached on by Christmas; being unable to avoid or escape the commercials, the music, and the rest of the havoc that is wreaked upon all of us regardless of our religious denomination from Thanksgiving to new years'.
It's still a few days from Christmas, but I am dealing with a severe case of Claus-strophobia after going by the mall. Wake me up when it's over.
by Dr. Seth Mathus Ganz December 23, 2010
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classy chick movement

the classy chick movement was created by the gansters back in the day cause they wanted their girfriends to be classy
m0v3m3n+ 4 D3m' Cl@$$y Ch!x
have you ever heard of the classy chick movement? you know, like the classy chicks wa wa wa wa wa . the ones who dont show their butt crack or talk on the phone, ya know
by CLASSYCHICK July 14, 2011
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classy thug

A nice guy who dresses thuggishly.
by sirthugsalot August 30, 2015
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