by Rosemary April 15, 2004
Get the shit cock mug.Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006
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Get the Cock Gel mug.A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008
Get the Cock Bench mug.Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.
We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.
by buzz122 July 9, 2009
Get the Cock Dollar mug.Phrase used to describe a person having multiple male sexual partners within a brief span of time. Similar in theory, but should not be confused with: bar hopping.
"I just got out of a long-term relationship. It's cock hopping time."
"I don't call it dating. I call it cock hopping."
"I've been cock hopping for the last few months in search of the perfect match."
"I don't call it dating. I call it cock hopping."
"I've been cock hopping for the last few months in search of the perfect match."
by K Reese August 31, 2013
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