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brother

A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.
by anonymous fact-teller September 15, 2019
mugGet the brothermug.

Eskimo Brothers

Tadisch: Are we Eskimo brothers?
Bushkie: What?
by Batman1067 June 15, 2024
mugGet the Eskimo Brothersmug.

xaverian brothers school

A private school for all boys. It is also a well known fact that most of the students participate in Homosexual activities s. Such as giving men head. on top of this, they are naturally retarded and think they are the best thing to ever happen
Hey did you hear that xaverian brothers school is doing good at football this year?
Yeah but those retards only play public schools and they lost to CM
by sebsbetter1109 November 8, 2023
mugGet the xaverian brothers schoolmug.

Lantern Brothers

When two guys share the same flesh light
Last night Josh and Steve became lantern brothers
by CharlesU.Farley June 16, 2018
mugGet the Lantern Brothersmug.

Stable Brothers

Like Eskimo brothers but for guys who fuck the same horse girl
Matt and I both fucked the same horse girl, I guess that means we’re stable brothers now
by Ljones23 November 17, 2019
mugGet the Stable Brothersmug.

brother

Male person who, in relation to the other, has a two parents in common.
by Usery May 3, 2021
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Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
mugGet the Eskibowl brothermug.

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