stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 9, 2017

spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020

guilt boner

When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.

My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.

by Haolepino November 18, 2022

criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

lent boner

The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.

"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

by Boner Burger February 12, 2022

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs June 7, 2018