aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on

I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.

by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

Boner wrecker

A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.

Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.

by mintwo February 28, 2016

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner

I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner

by Who’s That February 1, 2019

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019