crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity

by kaheehee October 5, 2020

China brain

A person that is usually by some way chinese, that has a very high intellect. It has probably a higher IQ than a Big brain 10x.
This word is used when a chinese kid is smart for a chinese kid, because everyone know asian kids are automatically Big brain

Person number 1: Wow, how did Tobias get it all right?

Person number 2: Because he is China brain, bro.

by TOOOOB69 October 19, 2020

Pigeon Brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain can also refer to the proud human owner of such a cerebrum.

"Did you see Sean Hannity's latest segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

by Omlax October 27, 2020

“RONA-BRAIN”

When you feel like your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

Every week since covid became a reality, I have a day or two where I swear I have “RONA-BRAIN”- Your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

by mostly dave November 9, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.

by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021