blue-ball

when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke

dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck

by petey pablo May 14, 2003

Blue Fish

To get nothing; To have nothing.

You get "Blue Fish"...You have "Blue Fish"

by minusten December 21, 2010

blue tounge

Australian Slang for a $10 note.

Two Blue Tounge's are a Red Back.

by Mat The King. August 29, 2006

Blue Duck

The act of sucking semen from an anus using only your nose or if it is deep enough you may use a straw and then blowing it out all over him and then licking it up.

I heard Danielle gave Tristan a blue duck last night.

by blue duck master October 8, 2011

blue balls

when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.

Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!

by wet_pussy_710509 July 30, 2006

Blue Lobster

(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.

When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!

Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!

TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

by montreal lobsterman August 15, 2010

blue pope

to choke yourself while masturbating and not letting go until you have climaxed

i was felling depressed and horny at the same time last night, so i had a blue pope.

by haha fucker! August 27, 2005