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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.
Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.
by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020
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Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.
by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022
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alabama tornado

When you fart in your girlfriends face and it's so stinky that she throws up and spins around in dizziness
Guy : I gave my girlfriend a Alabama tornado last night
by Ya boi fez July 8, 2014
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Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.
We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.
by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025
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Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass
Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!
by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019
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Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy
I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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