I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.
by mikenjac May 28, 2014
Get the Short trailmug. A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan
by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 19, 2015
Get the short teethmug. by Tao Master September 3, 2022
Get the Short Powermug. Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018
Get the Curly Short Onesmug. by souljaboyspinkytoe March 22, 2022
Get the short piecemug. When someone misses the mark, couldn’t seal the deal, couldn’t reach the top, or fell short on a task, action or goal.
by BoyWonderBrye July 20, 2023
Get the Shortmug.