Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Willie

A very small object usually owned by a person called syzmon.

Person 1:what that?

Person 2:oh it’s Simons small Willie

by Ass face 127 October 1, 2020

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

willy out

to get out of a class because it's too hard. Coined by a friend named William, who promptly got out of AP Chemistry because it was too hard.

"Is this class too hard for you?"
"Are you going to willy out?"

by abel(notmyrealname)rendon February 3, 2014

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018