The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
Get the A snake balloonmug. Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
by BroBro23 March 1, 2018
Get the Snakingmug. Rhys.
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
by SneakyBrekky November 20, 2018
Get the Snakemug. Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
by NbsJesse August 12, 2017
Get the Nicaraguan Brown Snakemug. A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.
by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024
Get the Snake Ass Hoemug. by Yeetusdeleetus November 28, 2018
Get the Snakemug.