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Fly Ass Pants

A pair of men's trousers that are amazingly trendy and notably attract positive reactions from the females within visual distances. Such pants may be so "hott" that they require the use of medicated powder to reduce visable sweat areas in an around the nether regions.
Eric wore his fly ass pants to the casino because he knew he needed to bring his A-Game.
by jgame March 19, 2010
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flying dick-nipple

your flying dick-nipple (ie your mom) is hot
by jsgk October 15, 2011
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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free fly honey

a single, pretty lady

free = single

fly = pretty

honey = lady
Damn, that shawtyeee is definitely a free fly honey
by Megatron's Purple Penis January 22, 2011
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Venus Fly Twaat

A girl who's sole survivol is based on exposing herself until a skeezy broke ass loser gets lured into her big nasty vag.
Wow that fugo would be half skeetable if she wasnt such a venus fly twaat.
by crustypooter24 August 25, 2008
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Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
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flying dick drop

When a man jumps from a high point to penetrate his lover. Often ends in a hospital visit
I jumped from the dresser to get deep in that hoe. I called it a flying dick drop.
by Funbaggs November 17, 2013
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