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Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.
In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket
by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022
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Little Pocket Minx

A term used to describe an elite group of females with one word.

It's a contraction to describe hotness, do-ability and overall pocket suitability of a woman.
Craig: "Check out that little pocket minx on King Street"
Paul: "Oooh I think you'll need combats for that one"
by The Belper Bandit August 30, 2015
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.
My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter
by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016
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crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016
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Back pocket friend

A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.
"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"
by Askrankira March 7, 2021
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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010
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