spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives

Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands

by bread infection October 21, 2005

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016

Slide a Hand

Wacking off in your pants

Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.

by whiteshadow123 June 25, 2010

Puss-hand

The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.

Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.

by jdt13 August 16, 2011